For better or worse, there is no better arbiter of what Americans are truly doing than Pornhub. And just like the Super Bowl, their annual data analysis of what people did (or did not do) during the big game has become an annual tradition for reminding ourselves that we’re all gross monsters who should be ashamed of ourselves.
Remember, not everyone was sitting on a couch with a big group of people watching the Eagles defeat the Patriots on TV. Some of them were…otherwise preoccupied. Or perhaps worse, they were perusing Pornhub on their phone while sitting on a couch with a big group of people watching the game. Per Pornhub, those people made some very specific searches on Super Bowl Sunday.