Remember Esteban Loaiza? He pitched in the Major Leagues from 1995-2008, throwing 2,000 innings as a roughly league-average hurler. He earned two All-Star berths and in 2003 finished second in AL Cy Young voting after going 21-9 with a 2.90 ERA and a league-leading 207 strikeouts for the White Sox.
Since retiring a decade ago, Loaiza has settled down and… become a drug dealer?\