Although the Boston Red Sox are currently in a fine state, David Price is not. The lefty pitcher has a 5.11 ERA after he barfed up seven earned runs in 3 2/3 innings against the lowly Rangers, and he was scratched from Wednesday’s start against the Yankees due to a “mild case” of carpal tunnel syndrome, according to manager Alex Cora. That turned Price into red meat for Boston’s sports media.
Dan Shaughnessy of the Boston Globe unleashed a banger yesterday: “Game on: Is David Price’s ailment linked to video gaming?” The first paragraph is simply the sentence “Carpal tunnel syndrome.”
No word on how many Victory Royales David Price has accumulated. pic.twitter.com/GjJlFO0fmW— ESPN (@espn) May 10, 2018
People who were (a) forced to stop playing Fortnite this week because of their declining performance, and (b) will pitch for their baseball team on Saturday.— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) May 10, 2018
—My 10 year old son