Yesterday, at Major League Baseball’s All-Star FanFest, Chestnut finally settled the great hot dog sandwich problem of our time:
“You start considering a hot dog a sandwich, and you’re like ‘oh, because there’s carbs around it,’ then you have to start, kinda, is a gyro a sandwich? ‘Cause that’s kinda like ... no. You have to keep division.”
You have to keep division. Hot dogs are not sandwiches. Thank you for finally ending this debate once and for all, Joey Chestnut.